for Dean [Nexus post] Karaoke

[angelic_asshole]

[Continued from here.]

"Kate Winslet's boobs? Oh, well quite, darling! The art scene definitely interested my vessel, Seth, who is a real artist. Of course the boy, Jack, wasn't actually drawing it himself, was he? I mean Leonardo. A real artist did it. Still, the show must go on as they say."

The choice of record was a good one and the angel found himself pouring some more booze into his now empty glass as he studied Dean's choice. Then, the singing started and oh---what singing it was to! Not bad but slightly off key. Balthazar knew he couldn't do any better so watched and drank whilst trying not to giggle into his glass.

"Oh, bravo, Dean! A good choice I must say. Is it my go to choose a song now? I have to warm my vocal chords up too before taking on such a Titanic challenge."

Oh, the puns.

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[has_a_phd_in_teddybear]

"Have to admit, was a little more interested in what was behind the drawing, but I figured it wasn't done by him." Dean shrugs a little, taking another mouthful of his drink. "Maybe if he learnt to draw, he'd have won that damn Oscar by now. Maybe that's what the academy thinks he's missing because I'll be damned if I can figure out why he hasn't got it yet."

"Hell yeah it's your go." He agrees, more than curious as to what song the angel was about to sing, laughing at the pun. It's a good thing "It'll be a good way to break the ice."

[angelic_asshole]

"Behind the drawing? Why of course you were! How can you not be? I mean she's a beautiful girl if you like females. My vessel prefers men so he'd be more interested in the artist. Well, enough of that and onto the singing."

Balthazar had an idea of what he was going to play and it would be hilarious. Putting on the vinyl he clicked it into place and grabbed the mic. As soon as the song started playing the angel giggled and then composed himself. He was near drunk and this was just too good.

"You take my breath away...."

[has_a_phd_in_teddybear]

"Fair. I was also assuming angels kinda went for anything being all junkies and all, so it makes sense that the vessel's preference would factor in." It is more logical than it has any right to sound. What is his life? and to be fair... "who the hell would say no to Leo?"

The music kicks in, and he knows it instantly. Who doesn't?

Oh. My. God. Yes. This is exactly the kind of troll shit he signed up for. Balthazar thought right, that is hilarious. He barely makes it to the first chorus before he's laughing while Balthazar sings his goddamned grace out, and by the end he has thoroughly had his breath taken away. By laughter, though, rather than else. "Can't breathe. Think I got a fucking stitch... or I broke a rib. Goddamn it."

[angelic_asshole]

"What do you think, darling? Too high key or was my voice in perfect condition?"

Balthazar then burst out laughing at the sheer stupidity of it all. Of course he sounded like a banshee since he couldn't sing. Also, he was drunk and it was totally hilarious. At least Dean was finding it amusing since he was now nearly busting a gut laughing. Everyone was having fun!

"Well, I do believe it is your go, love. But first let us top ourselves up."

The angel grabbed a jug of booze from the bar top; a mix of Jack and angel booze and went to refill both his and Dean's glasses.

[has_a_phd_in_teddybear]

This is a fucking terrible idea. He is already having trouble with the being upright and talking and singing, but you know? Fuck it. He holds out the glass as he confirms his own mental train of thought out loud with a snicker. "You know what? Screw it. Vegas rules tonight. Sure, fill me up."

Once the booze has been poured, he really can't help but answer the question that was asked of him, even if it was rhetorical. With only the finest of sarcasm, of course. "And you were pitch perfect, dude, could barely tell the difference from the original."

He's already flipping through the song choices, trying to figure out what to go for next. "I'm torn. I'm too sexy? Because a) accurate and b) classic. Or Black Velvet. Oh, Alannah, you deserved so much more than you got but that song was frigging great."

He has a feeling he knows what Balthy is going to suggest. He's actually leaning towards it himself. But the other is also pretty tempting for the shots and giggles and because he's not worrying about being watched by anyone but the Angel who was getting as pissed as he was.

[angelic_asshole]

"Vegas rules indeed!"

The angel laughed as he filled Dean's glass up once more and sat back down on the bar stool wondering what the hunter would pick out next. Something good he hoped. It wasn't any fun getting smashed on booze while listening to boring songs. It had to be cheesy trash for sure.

"Pitch perfect, darling? Oh, you think so? Well, thank you, Dean. That comment is going on my epitaph if I ever get to have one which I probably won't so perhaps a tattoo on my right buttock. "Pitch perfect with a voice like an angel." Hm? What do you think?"

Balthazar was getting trashed because he was spouting shit and everyone knew it. Angels did not die, therefore did not have epitaphs.

"Too Sexy. Oh, perfect! Yes, you must sing this, love."

Another glass filled up and Balthazar was slugging down god knows what. Angel booze more than likely.